These four brief lines from ‘What Do I Get’ seem to tell the story of my  life – and probably yours, and everyone else who loves the band!

They’ve now been immortalised in fabric paint on 100% polyester, so everyone you meet can appreciate the heartache that you suffer on a day-to-day basis, all the while remaining stoical and jovial enough to go to work and/or socialise. Honestly: they’ll think you’re a saint when they realise what you go through....

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